Sunday, May 11, 2008
 
This week, nutshell style
  • Gotta plant something outside. My poor patio looks too bare for my taste.
  • Finally start up something in that attic. Sheesh.
  • I've got evening running buddies, but the mornings are calling. And, I may head down my old route - east side along the lake to either brady street or downtown, depending on how good I feel. That was a really fun/gorgeous route, and I miss it all the time.
  • A couple appointments/errands I've been putting off out of sheer laziness.
  • Buy some clothes that fit. Even my favorite (2 month old!) jeans - the Michael Kors I wore on Friday, are now a little too big. They are less ass-tastic than they should be.



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Saturday, May 10, 2008
 
le' sigh

It's nearly 11:30 and I'm rolling to bed. This after having lounged around all day trying to recoup from the effects of the last two night's shenanigans. (I wasn't hungover but I'm completely apologetic if you were. I was, however, super tired and requiring a 2.5 hour nap today...)

Anyway - I've postponed sleep already this evening as the kids downstairs (1.5 y.o and a 3 y.o.) are running around, screaming, crying and pounding at a time when it is WAY past their bedtimes. I think I should rent some elephants to level the playing field.

Still though - it's been a great week, and I got to see some dear old friends and meet some new people as well. (Except you Mike - next time for sure.) Worth every yawn.



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Don't judge me solely by this...

But this commercial kills me every time I see it.

In fact, I watched it 3 times before posting it.




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Sunday, May 04, 2008
 
Iron Man?

Hell yes.

Robert Downey Jr. has stuffed himself deep into my top 5 ALFs. (Actors I'd like to Fornicate).

Da-yahm.



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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
 
To the bald badass in Home Depot

Giving me the thumbs up and applauding me on my choice of footwear (my sassy 3" patent leather Anne Kleins) made me blush.

Calling me hot made me snicker like a schoolgirl.

Shouting "Hey, Spikes!" out your truck window and waving as I walked by made me laugh out loud.

You are so very welcome as you just made my day.



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Monday, April 21, 2008
 
Well hey there Denver

I don't know if the "cloaking" is to not let me see you, or to thwart the naughty of the internet, but if it's the former...







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Wednesday, April 16, 2008
 
Even in my fluella-hangover, I can still rock it

1 day post death-sleep, I wore a fantastic summery dress, my 3" red heels, put on the face and worked it. Not half bad considering how much the opposite it all was the day before. I tell you what... to those who've had the opportunity to get this sassy girl to be THEIR sassy girl and let it pass them by?

GAME ON, sallys.

You can't seem to make a decision/a truthful sentence/a phone call? Your loss, man. I've got a closet full of dresses and a ton of heels - both of which will zip right past you for someone much more deserving of my time.



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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
 
Eeep.

Hey Mom/Sis/B-town visitor -

Please ignore the f-bomb in the previous post. It was used, as you can see, to imply shock and horror.

Fine... I'll go get the soap.

[Oh, it was just you Kate. Well damn shit hell, stop visiting here from mom's, Jerkhorse.]



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Holy. Shit.

1. Last night I went to bed before 7. I didn't get out of bed until almost 2 pm today. Boy did I have to pee.

2. The taxation issue I thought I was going to have this year - ie. owing about 1500-1800 clams? Apparantly I'm actually getting a refund of about 2500. If I wasn't already fevered this woulda done it.

3. Apparantly my dad, stepmom, and two of the coolest, kindest, most wonderful 'other parents' a girl can have (their AZ neighbors Scott and Charlotte) took an impromptu road trip to drive someone's vehicle back to Wisconsin. Old people are funny. heh

4. My step-sister is finally going to get hitched. It's about damn time.

5. Did I mention I was in bed for TWENTY FUCKING HOURS? I know! Actually I feel quite a bit better considering how shitty I still feel. I can't take the weakness and the haze, so up and up!

6. Dude - Biggest Loser finale tonight. If there's one show I am completely and nerdily hooked on with my lack of cable, this is the one.



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Monday, April 14, 2008
 
Dear The Universe -

What the hell, man. Between the weird dating schedule to the working 50+ hours a week to the freakish weather and now THIS? SERIOUSLY?

That same damn flu that rendered me useless for a good part of a week ONLY A MONTH AGO TWO MONTHS AGO EXACTLY is back with a vengence. So much, in fact, that it's 20 to 7 and I'm in bed. With my pajamas on. Hopped up on expectorant.

Listen, T.U. I have to be straight with you. This is bullshit. Straight up, fresh from the rodeo BULL_SHIT. I'm so sore/tired/naseous that it's hard to be angry but it is in there.

The only upside is the last time I ended up losing about 15 pounds because I was too sick to eat. The downside is that most of my favorite clothes stopped looking all sassy and clingy and more like a freshman cheerleader in her senior boyfriend's jersey.

I want to kick you in the man sacks, for real.

-Angie



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