Saturday, November 30, 2002
Not to be a chronic whiner, but here's what really irritates me:
That Karyn girl who spent too much and then hardly paid back her own bills is WRITING A BOOK!?!
Gah. What could she have to write about? "oo ooo look at me and my fancy clothes that I want you all to pay for. I am so noble because I drank tap water and saved money by not buying
those Prada shoes. I think I should be eligible for Sainthood by now...".
No, I'm not jealous, for those of you who think a rant like this stems from jealousy. I'm annoyed at the fact that there are people who are horrible with their spending and habits and that the rest of the world will send them almost $15,000 while there are numerous
charities who would benefit more from that kind of money. It sickens me. She hardly paid a cent compared to what everyday people sent her.
Anyway. This is the last time I'll rant about her. Promise.
I've mentioned it before, but what the hell is up with me hoarding all the hot delivery/repair/maintenance men? For chrissakes, today's was a beefy FIREMAN. Yyyeeeeoow.
There was talk of video games, furniture and the Midwest. Yes, I'm officially a dork now...
still. cant. sleep.
going to really
try this time...
If I were to have a crush on a woman, it would have to be Heather
because she has to be one of the funniest people. Ever.
Unfortunately though, I'm not into chicks. Don't let the husky voice fool you. I'm far too interested in chasing boys around the playground.
I can't sleep, my head hurts and I have that one line from that Snow song "Informer" in my head.
No, I don't know what he's saying either.
[Ok, I found this
, but it almost makes it worse... This is the line that's in my head, I think: "Informer, you no say Daddy me Snow me I'll go blame, A licky Boom Boom Down."... Yeah, that helps. uh....]
Friday, November 29, 2002
too... full.. to... move...
In the last two days:
1. I consumed enough mashed potatoes to choke a small horse. Then, I had more...
2. I was silently reminded of why I fell head-over-heels in the first place.
3. I remembered why I had quit smoking cigarettes.
4. I made some decisions that I had been stewing over for too long.
5. I thought aloud about ex's and the scars and learned that sometimes these things make the now even better.
6. I discovered that "your hair looks shitty" and "i really
like the pigtails" could happen at the exact same time.
7. I realized all the great things I have and why I wouldn't trade them for the world.
Happy Digestion Day everyone, and remember:
You don't get hungover if you never stop drinking.
[For those morons who like to do this and DRIVE - may you black out in the driveway and vomit on your favorite shirt.]
Monday, November 25, 2002
As my dear friend Dave so eloquently put it:
while sitting near me, he was "orbiting the dirty".
Yeah, I'm a naughty girl. hah!
Somebody's got a case of the mondays...
Go figure. I'm uninsured for two months and I go and chip a tooth.
Sure, it's tiny but its in the MIDDLE of the bottom edge of a front tooth and I can see it, and that is one too many people.
Thursday, November 21, 2002
I got my new cellphone. All Hail Glorious Mary that I will no longer sound like a snowstorm strobe to everyone I call. Now if I just had the patience for the battery to charge...
Tuesday, November 19, 2002
I'm so productive today, it hurts.
That's right. No pain, no gain, baby.
Yeah! I may even get a un-messy room and clean laundry by tonight too. woo!
Today is much better, thank you.
Also, the meteor shower last night was more of a meteor trickle. My father and I sat up in the cold at 2:30 this morning and waited anxiously for the show to begin. After about a half hour of freezing and random meteor sightings, we both called it quits. I will say that I am impressed that I was able to actually get up when my alarm went off at 2:15. That's so unlike me...
Monday, November 18, 2002
Today just keeps getting uglier.
Anyone wanna help me petition to make today Friday?
So my Director assignment is "corrupt and unreadable".
As funny as it sounds, it really kinda sucks.
Well, here's to starting over...
Kelly Osbourne grosses the shit out of me.
That is all.
Sometimes it's just really difficult.
Tuesday, November 12, 2002
1. Jim Carrey was in Earth Girls Are Easy
. I can't believe I'd forgetten that...
2. How good this
3. That just because someone once told you (out of spite no less) that "life isn't a made-for-TV movie. Things never fall perfectly into place in life like they do in Hollywood." doesn't mean it's true. My life for the past month has
been much of a TV mini-series, thank you very much. I'm rather glad I ended it with that one. It was just not good for me.
4. I can't always pretend to be strong.
5. Missing someone is much more wonderful than not having them at all (Mr. Number 3 made me forget this one too. Hah! Mr. Number 3. That's about right.)
6. Just because you have your license does not mean you should drive.
Saturday, November 09, 2002
Also, the best local band I've seen around, Leos Invention
, are having their cd release party at The Big Fish Pub
tonight with guests Big Moxie, Twig and Levy Road.
Really, everyone should go. These boys rock and they bust their collective ass. Come out and shake it with me. Show starts at 9 pm.
See, I want one of these
, but it just doesn't feel right if I have to pay
Also, can I get a hairbow? I mean, that shit is sexy
Friday, November 08, 2002
The worst thing about having a cold: running out of orange juice.
Heh - at least I haven't had a sore throat since the last post. That was a bitch-and-a-half. Now it's the "Niagra Nose".
I am wicked sexy right now. Really, I am.
[update: new worst thing: when you blow your nose so hard it stuffs up your ear rendering you deaf on one side... gah.]
Wednesday, November 06, 2002
Note to those sufferring from the winter ills:
I have had a wicked sore throat, nearly-solid sinuses and a migrane for 2 days. Add massive fatigue, and you can imagine how I feel.
I found a cure: Starbucks venti mocha frappucino.
The cold made my throat pains go away almost entirely. The caffiene counteracted much of the fatigue, and the migrane is now gone. Granted, come a couple hours I'm going to crash like a mo-fo, but to have a few hours of "feel-good time", it's a great trade-off.
Tuesday, November 05, 2002
This summer when I went home I ran into an ex. My poor friend Nick had to see the minor freak-out that occurred from that.
What happened tonight, you ask? I ran into ANOTHER one.
Like 20 minutes from my house.
ACROSS THE COUNTRY from where we're from.
What the hell?
heh. My poor boy is so patient while I had this little "weirding out". It's just strange seeing someone you knew that well some 6 years ago. This was the one that really messed me up, and yet... as weird as I felt tonight, it only made me realize even more how lucky I am right now.
Sunday, November 03, 2002
Well, my dad's computer is now the one getting the love from the cable modem, so it looks like I cant be the publishing rockstar I've been...
Ah well. I still got school. heh. So, see you guys more during the week :)
Friday, November 01, 2002
Oh shit. I am SO getting a weiner dog
[via Roaming Redhead