Sunday, December 22, 2002
 
I love having company. No really... these 3 are great! I *heart* Christmas.



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Saturday, December 21, 2002
 
Life is wonderful, indeed.



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Wednesday, December 18, 2002
 
You guys kill me.

After a weekend and a few days of sleepless nights due to the phenomenon known as "finals week", you have amused me once again. Two people, in particular. I don't know who you are, but I hope that by coming here you found what you were looking for, namely "Johnny Cash Middle Finger" and "skinner crack".

heh.



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Saturday, December 14, 2002
 
The new "Cry" single by Faith Hill was actually written by this guy who is actually quite nice and a very good acoustic show. I got to hear him play when I went out east last year and really, really enjoyed it. So, those of you on the belly of the east coast, go see him play.

Shit. I'm 27.



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That's it, I'm making a shirt that says "I'm so clever it hurts."



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Friday, December 13, 2002
 
As I am going to be in Sedona tomorrow for my birthday (such a sweet boy), then I want to wish an early round of Happy Birthdays...

1. Me! *cough*
2. Brad!
3. Jane!
4. Keith!
5. Chris!

Buy these people a drink, give them a hug, make them a cake... something to make them (us) not feel so damn old. Here's to the elderly!



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Wednesday, December 11, 2002
 
My loan didn't go through, so I can't get an apartment. Basically, that means I'm stuck here.

This sucks. I just want to move closer to school so I can actually do well. This hour commute each way blows.

Looks like I'll be selling more shizat on eBay.



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You know you're the luckiest girl ever when the most wonderful boy in the whole world actually sits through one of your sobbing, irrational breakdowns and says the perfect things, reminds you that you are, in fact, beautiful even with the puffy eyes and red forehead AND STILL manages not to either vomit or leave the car when you make that face and that snorting sound at the same time.



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Sunday, December 08, 2002
 
Hah.

Apparantly I'm seventh in a Google search for "How to treat plugged up ears" and fifth in an AltaVista search for "painful lump on back".

Ok, and fifth for "cats with their ears pierced".

What the hell are you people looking for? heh.



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Just so everyone knows:

1. This week is going to suck. I hate finals.
2. Saturday I take one more giant step towards thirty. GAH. Seriously, I'm a big child but you can only say that for so long. (For the record, it's different with men).
3. I need a hug.



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Saturday, December 07, 2002
 
I updated the sidebar. New Link of the Moment and new quotes and such.

Now I'm off to the show.



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Yes, Sarah, I'm going to quote you:

"...and if you don't believe that, just listen to that song by Journey, "Faithfully"."

(and yes, she then sang it to me. You are so my favorite!)



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I'd like to personally thank Joe and the lovely Lilly for their efforts in making my morning coffee shoot out my nose.



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Friday, December 06, 2002
 
Oh, I'm also thinking about starting a Cafe Press account not to make money but so I can be a dork and wear my own schwag.

Whatcha think?



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hah!

Someone found my site with a Yahoo search for "miss sass head".

Nice.



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it must be the apocolypse

I caught Jennifer Love Hewitt singing on a late-night show and actually enjoyed it. Usually she annoys the living shit out of me, but this time it wasn't so bad. I'm not sure if I'm ok with the image thing, though. Jen, you ain't fooling anyone...



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Thursday, December 05, 2002
 
As the Treasurer of the Guess Who's Late? Club, I'd like to point out Brad's new look for the holidays. Great movie, although I still get a little scared when the white hairy monster growls because his tooth hurts...



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Happy Birthday to one of my very best friends. You know who you are.



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Wednesday, December 04, 2002
 
I'd just like to say hello to Jasmine who stopped by here and sent me a very nice email. Woo! :)



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Monday, December 02, 2002
 
Bah.

I just created an account with Gallop.com under one "Mr. Dan Matthews" from Washington State, who is a military man by heart, but has a fondness for summer...

Anyway, I actually went through the schpeel of actually creating an account so that I may access the information I need for my paper without getting an more spam mail, dig?

Apparantly once you register, you then subscribe for $95/year... what?!$%#%^

Good luck with that, guys. For 95 dollars, I can make my own poll AND buy beer.



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Man. It's 57 degrees outside and I'm one cold girl. Arizona has me spoiled something awful.



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I know we've discusses this before, but here is the exact episode from which the infamous "purple monkey dishwasher" came from. For those who don't want to find it in all that text, here's the dialogue: (and yes, I am an uber-dork for not only actually posting this, but looking it up in the first place.)

The teachers picket outside the school, holding placards reading "2+2, a raise is due", "A is for apple, B is for raise", and "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" Lisa twists Miss Hoover's arm: "So if we were in school this week, what do you think we'd be learning?" but Miss Hoover shuns her.

Edna: Good news, people!
[the other teachers cheer]
I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a sympathy strike: the piano tuners' Local 412!
[the teachers look at one another, confused]
[a piano tuner stands outside a house with an out-of-tune piano and looks smug]

Bart: [walking up] Now for Operation Strike-Make-Go-Longer. [to teacher] You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute. [the teachers whisper it forward through the line]

Teacher: [to Edna] Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

Edna: Well! We'll show him, especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark.
[everyone shouts their assent]



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Sunday, December 01, 2002
 
It seems I have many visitors, but you all are so quiet. heh.

Well, I actually had a new header graphic for Thanksgiving, but laziness kicked in and I never got it replaced... that redesign I promised is coming too - I slacked off on bug fixing and am trying to get all the tables looking right. I'm pretty much table-retarded, so this should be interesting...



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