Monday, April 17, 2006
 
Ooohhhh nooooo.

Dear everyone in a 60 mile radius of my house on match.com,

No.

Love, Angie



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Yes, yes it is

I'm home, I'm avoiding the things I have to do, and I'm trolling match.com.

I know.

I KNOW.

I really, really am not looking for a date. It's more of a curiousity thing, and a backup plan for an upcoming wedding. But jesus.

Really.

If my tattoo is on your "turnoff" list, no thank you.
If you already refer to a girl as your "baby" and you are trying to get a date, shoot for a spine first.
If I KNOW you, then... uh... no.
If you already have kids, more power to you, but that's not the pool I wanna dip my feet into just yet.

Damn you, match.com. You are so totally foiling me again.



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Back and forth

You know, I'm in a good mood today, as things are pretty good, but at the same time I am so exasperated with about a million things, that I feel all punchy.

There are some things that just should not happen. For real. So there's the punchy. And there's a part of me feeling all at a loss, and I think it's the combination of a number of things.

However, there are some things that I really am enjoying, and are only getting better.

I know, I guess that's pretty vague but there's a lot in my head I can't seem to nail down so that's what comes out.



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Sunday, April 16, 2006
 
I don't know what's weirder about my weekend thusfar

Hanging out with that recent fling's girlfriend (as well as he and a bunch of my other friends) and NOT EVEN SWEATING IT and totally being friends with her (and getting her phone number!!), or the fact that I just stumbled across my ex's Myspace page - the same ex who told me that only lazy people sit around on the computer for stuff like that and that we should be OUTSIDE.

Um, hello? Pot, meet kettle.

Money says if he hasn't found me there already, he will soon. And money also says he may not find some of my comments/my sister's comments very amusing. (However, my sister thinks he's a tool and will have no idea...)

Either way - it's like a car crash - I can't stop looking.



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Friday, April 14, 2006
 
I know, I know.

A few things, and then I REALLY have to go to bed.
  1. That martini, although it tasted like 'Tussun, did the trick. Apparantly so did the beer afterward.
  2. After numerous conversations this week, I've come to realize something about myself that when said aloud, sounds terrible, but really isn't: I don't think I believe in love anymore, but I like to think that someone will cross my path that I won't end up thinking is a jackass. If I end up "alone", so be it. I'm terribly independent and screw anyone for trying to take that away from me. But yeah - I really like the being single thing, I just miss all the sex. GRANTED - we won't go into how I really haven't had any since like, oh I don't know, TWO EXES ago, but still. I hear sex is pretty fun these days.
  3. Boys are still cute though. Ok, a couple of them. The rest of you can suck it.
  4. My cat - ROCKS. I know, I said it.
  5. My social calendar is at any given moment horrifically full and pleasantly empty.
  6. Did I mention the nasty martini? Still though - I needed that after a day like today.
  7. My allergies (to this gorgeous weather!) have made me look like I got punched in the face. Actually, tell people I got in a fight. And I WON.
  8. I am so very, very tired. I expect this to end sometime after 2015.
Posting will be sporadic, and probably of little substance. But then again, what's new?

*SNAP!*



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Saturday, April 08, 2006
 
Sweet Jesus

I think (one of) the main reason(s) that these 2 guys had time to make this fine, fine video classic, is because the shot of the two of them in the pool raft together has dissolved any doubts that these two play hide the sausage. With each other. And therefore are not wasting any time woo-ing the ladies.




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Friday, April 07, 2006
 
Me. Me.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
- Joey Ridge (HAH)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mother's side, your favorite candy)
- June Baileys (I don't eat candy really - so I chose another favorite "sweet")

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
- A Law

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
- Liger Red

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
- Beth St. Paul

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
- Law Ell Rol

7. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
- Beth Evergreen (or Beth Hastings)

8. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
- The Red Pontiac or The Red Vulcan (that's what I call the car)



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